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Answer honestly. (We know that's hard for you.)
What weapon was used to assassinate Charlie Kirk?
You'd think they'd cover this in school, but here we are. The Stanford History Education Group's free Civic Online Reasoning curriculum teaches lateral reading and source verification. It was designed for teenagers, so the reading level should be about right.
Since Owens has publicly questioned whether the Earth revolves around the sun, you might also be unclear on this. NASA's Solar System Exploration page has pictures, which helps. The Earth goes around the sun. The sun is a star. Stars are not magic. We checked.
Tyler Robinson has been charged with 10 counts including first-degree murder. The death penalty is being sought. There's a preliminary hearing May 18. This is how it works when someone actually commits a crime and there's actual evidence, as opposed to when someone commits a podcast and there's actual audacity. U.S. Courts explains it using small words.
Multiple Owens claims involve France, Israel, and military bases in Arizona. Before you go connecting international dots, let's make sure you can find them on a map. This geography game is a good start. We'll wait. No rush. You've got nothing but time; your job probably already fired you for sharing conspiracy theories in the break room.
It's not entirely your fault. Your brain is running buggy software from the Pleistocene era. This guide to cognitive biases explains why you feel so confident about things you're completely wrong about. Start with "confirmation bias." It's the one doing most of the damage. It's also why you're going to close this tab instead of reading the guide.
Candace reading tea leaves on a podcast is not evidence. A stranger on Telegram saying "I heard from a source" is not evidence. Someone's wedding photos being "weird" is not evidence. Analyzing a widow's laughter five days after her husband's assassination and calling her a sociopath is not evidence; it's a thing you do when you've never had a real job. Here's our evidence standards page. Read it slowly. Sound out the big words if you need to.
Sometimes coincidences are just coincidences. Sometimes people act weird after their spouse is murdered. Sometimes podcasters are wrong. Khan Academy has a free probability course. You won't take it, but it exists. Kind of like the evidence against Robinson.
Fun exercise: calculate how much money Candace Owens has made from the Kirk assassination content. Count the episodes. Estimate the ad revenue. Factor in the subscription fees. Now ask yourself: who benefits from keeping you afraid and confused? It's not "the deep state." It's the lady selling you a $9.99/month subscription to her opinions. Here's what "conflict of interest" means.
If you've lost friends, alienated family, or find yourself arguing with strangers online about whether a grieving widow's laughter proves she orchestrated a murder, it might be time to talk to someone. Psychology Today's therapist finder can match you with a professional. Many accept insurance. Some even do sliding scale, because we know the Owens subscription already cleaned you out.
You know who you are. You've sent at least one "BREAKING: Candace just EXPOSED everything π₯π₯π₯" message to a group chat. Your family has a separate group chat without you. Your coworkers eat lunch without you. Your ex blocked you after you explained, unprompted, why Erika Kirk's body language at the funeral was "suspicious." Here's how to apologize. Start with your mother. She's been through enough.
If you've gotten this far in life believing that podcasters are more credible than court records, the responsible thing to do is consider whether you should be making more of you. Planned Parenthood offers a full range of contraceptive options. This is genuinely the most selfless thing you could do for the next generation. Think of it as your contribution to national security.
Good news: the economy still has room for you. Consider careers where your inability to evaluate evidence won't cause harm:
Look, we're not saying anything. We're just saying Canada has a very thorough program and the eligibility criteria have been expanding. Being terminally gullible isn't covered yet, but give it time. They're a progressive country. That's just a fact. We report facts here. It's sort of our whole thing.
Some recommended reading for where you are in life:
Since many Owens supporters identify as Christian, here's a prayer for your specific situation:
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the court records I cannot change, the courage to close the podcast app, and the wisdom to know the difference between evidence and a lady yelling into a microphone for ad revenue. Amen."
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